It’s Friday and right about now I’m freaked out on work, the man, and the usual Friday banter.

With Momma’s Day coming up real soon I thought I would chill, at the bosses expense, and come up with a helpful gift list for all of you momma’s boys and girls out there.

Not the usual cool stuff that your mother can find for herself at any superstore but the good stuff that really shows mom how much of a mother lover you are.

So here is a short list of inexpensive stuff that is guaranteed to hit it off with mom. Really, if I were a mother I would want some of this stuff.

For those moms who get their kicks slaving in a kitchen and feeding hungry faces, here’s an inexpensive little gift that will tickle her senses and keep her in the kitchen mood. Bacon scented air freshener. Super! Now the whole house will remind her of the kitchen. $3.99 at Far Fetched Gifts

How do mom’s sometimes feel? Downtrodden, powerless, abused, and neglected. Empower your mom right out of her rut with these “Empowermints”. One hit on these and your mom will turn into the tigress she always wanted to be. Watch out though, she may hit on you with some payback for all the years of…. $2.99 at Perpetual Kid.

Like most moms, yours probably loves to indulge in a game of Scrabble with some of her pals from the beauty parlor. Why not stay in your mom’s heart and mind during those times with this great Scrabble piece holder picture frame? She’ll feel like you’re right there cheering on every double and triple score bonus. $5.99 at Stupid.com

If you’re like most mother loving kids you are probably always worrying about dear old mom’s safety. Moms are tough enough but you never know what nasty pitfalls may be lurking around. No need to worry about mom getting splashed on or wet when doing the dishes though. Show your concern for her safety by tossing her one of these faucet lights and she’ll be good to go for another couple of hundred rounds of your dirty dishes. It even changes colors. $19.95 at Seven Deals. A bit pricey but hey, it’s mom!

Bring back mom’s fond memories of the cute little kid with the runny nose that she raised. Every time she washes up with this runny nose soap dispenser it will take her back to those halcyon days when you where always in her face and she loved you anyway. $9.99 at Best Offer Buy.

All kidding aside, moms are super. My best to all the mom’s out there on their big day. Enjoy it!