Once again, the results of another meaningless but insightful TechGuide poll. Visitors to the USA TechGuide site were presented with yet another one of our classic polls. Look out Harris and Marist!

Amazingly, 241 loyal and trusting visitors responded. Here is how it went.

The poll statement read “I can’t stand it anymore!”

1. Seventy nine escaped reality by checking “Have a beer, it helps”.
2. Sixty three apathetic souls opted for “Suck it up wimp!”
3. Fifty three optimists chose “It will all work out.”
4. Twenty seven narcissistic personalities went for “I thought it was just me.”
5. Twenty sympathetic souls picked “I don’t blame you.”

Since many people opted to participate in this poll it is only right that some useful conclusion be drawn from it. Here it goes.

What this poll means to you?
If you were to be in an agitated state that caused you to publicly cry out “I can’t stand it anymore”, you might expect the following to happen:

• 32.37% of the people would get you drunk and probably themselves (at your expense) in which case none of this would matter to you anymore.
• 25.15% of those hearing your cry would not give a crap and might even attempt to slap some sense into you.
• 21.99% would pat you on the back and reassure you that whatever is bugging you will just go away.
• 11.2% will worry more about themselves and forget all about you.
• 8.3% Bleeding hearts will agree that you have good cause to be freaking out without even knowing what is eating at you.

And the useful conclusion is! The best help is self-help. Pretty good conclusion. A tough one to figure out without a solid poll behind it. Use it in good health and be cool.

Hey, if you want to get your two cents in on the latest TechGuide Poll just go over and dig around the bottom left of the page. http://www.usatechguide.org